TONY SMITH - Vocals, Nice Face, Handcuffs
Tony recently was degraded from singer guitarist to just plain singer in Rank.
moving out of the way for highly talented Sam Hume, Tony continues to write songs and just make a plain ass of himself on
stage. if he's not wearing underwear on his head or playing in rubbish bins, Tony is likely to be writing songs that don't
make sense. He also found himself a lovely girl who looks after him very well. he has also failed to put his hat on straight
on every occasion he has worn it (texasproud)!
BEVAN MORGAN - Other Guitar, Coathanger
Bevan is a ladies man............. hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha ok im
gonna start again. as one of two guitarists in Rank, Bevan lives a hard fast paced life on stage......... thats all.....
SAM GILMORE - Drums, Paintbrush, Banana Box
A band must always have a clown, and rank found themselves a drummer named sam!
In his tight g-string, sam plays the monotonous beats of punk rawk fluently with little facial expression. Outside of the
band sam is a quietly spoken gentleman with an eye for the ladies. But as is the case with four fifths of rank, he is single.
Go you good thing sam........ for further information dial 09 4260978
ROWAN CROWE - Bass, Big Amp, Socks
Rowan is the hardcore bassist with the hardcore attitude. He likes to do things
you never thought possible! With his wealthy bass and amp he often walk several kilometers every day to practise. Also single,
rowan knows that one day a girl will look at him without slapping him. A fine new comer, this bassist/ songwriter is truly
the driving force behind rank.
SAM HUME - Lead Guitar, G string, Floppy Hat
Sam is the most recent addition to Rank. there is no doubting that is some
what of a native character who enjoys going bush (excuse me??). sam often fails to put clothes on after getting out of the
shower and often walks round naked in the lounge. when he finally does dress himself he doesnt wear underwear (hence his nickname
"commando"). Sams powerful guitaring and ability to pick up the music quickly has helped him addapt easily to his new found
band.
WHO IS US????
So the question on everybodies lips is "who exactly is in this fine young band?"
well read this to find out!!
name - tony smith
birthday - 21st december 1984
status - girlfriend
favourite song - "my friends over you" - new found glory
idols - benji and all of good charlotte
comments - "don't drink and fry"
name - rowan crowe
birthday - 5th july 1985
status - single and looking
favourite song - "hooray for badboys" - mums dollar
idols - mums dollar
comments - "i love mums dollar"
name - sam hume
birthday - 14th june 1985
status - casual sex....i wish
favourite song - "what went wrong" - blink 182
idols - dad
comments - "i smell girl smell"
name - sam gilmore
birthday - 1st april 1985
status - constantly trying to hook up
favourite song - "still D.R.E" - dr dre
idols - anyone with a moustache
comments - "lets do an all nighter"
name - bevan morgan
birthday - 13th december 1984
status - married to kris roe
favourite song - something by the ataris
idols - the ataris
comments - "the ataris blah blah blah..."
